Black T Shirt..........My Logo on the front and 28 reasons why a women is better than a motorcycle on the back------------

1 Motorcycles don't get pregnant -----

2 You can ride motorcycles any time of the month -----

3 Motorcycles don't have parents -----

4 Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong -----

5 You can share your motorcycle with your freinds -----

6 Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have ridden

7 When riding, you and your motorcycle arrive at the same time -----

 8 Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have -----

9 Motorcycles don't care if you buy motorcycle magazines -----

10 Motorcycles don't care if you look at other motorcycles -----

11 If your motorcycle goes flat you can fix it -----

12 If your motorcycle is misaligned you don't have to disuss politics with it -----

13 You can have a black motorcycle and bring it home to your parents

14 You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your motorcycle -----

15 If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again -----

16 You can ride your motorcycle for as long as you like and it won't get sore -----

17 You can stop riding your motorcycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated -----

18 Your parents won't remain in touch with your motorcycle after you dump it -----

19 Motorcycles don't get headaches ------

20 Motorcycles don't inult you if your a bad ride -----

21 Motorcycles don't care if your late -----

22 Your motorcycle never wants a night out with other motorcycles -----

23 You don't have to take a shower to ride your motorcycle -----

24 If you motorcycle dosn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts -----

25 You can ride your motrcycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its mother -----

26 When in mixed company you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your motorcycle -----

27 You'll never hear "Suprise, you are going to own a new motorcycle" unless you go and buy one yourself ------

28 If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it ----------

printed on a 200gsm 100% cotton singlet.......... All measurements are half chest (Taken 2cm below arm pit)..........Machine Washable