Black Singlet..........My Logo on the front and 28 reasons why a women is better than a motorcycle on the back------------1 Motorcycles don't get pregnant ----- 2 You can ride motorcycles any time of the month ----- 3 Motorcycles don't have parents ----- 4 Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong ----- 5 You can share your motorcycle with your freinds ----- 6 Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have ridden ----- 7 When riding, you and your motorcycle arrive at the same time ----- 8 Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have ----- 9 Motorcycles don't care if you buy motorcycle magazines ----- 10 Motorcycles don't care if you look at other motorcycles ----- 11 If your motorcycle goes flat you can fix it ----- 12 If your motorcycle is misaligned you don't have to disuss politics with it ----- 13 You can have a black motorcycle and bring it home to your parents ----- 14 You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your motorcycle ----- 15 If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again ----- 16 You can ride your motorcycle for as long as you like and it won't get sore ----- 17 You can stop riding your motorcycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated ----- 18 Your parents won't remain in touch with your motorcycle after you dump it ----- 19 Motorcycles don't get headaches ------ 20 Motorcycles don't inult you if your a bad ride ----- 21 Motorcycles don't care if your late ----- 22 Your motorcycle never wants a night out with other motorcycles ----- 23 You don't have to take a shower to ride your motorcycle ----- 24 If you motorcycle dosn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts ----- 25 You can ride your motrcycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its mother ----- 26 When in mixed company you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your motorcycle ----- 27 You'll never hear "Suprise, you are going to own a new motorcycle" unless you go and buy one yourself ------ 28 If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it ----------printed on a 200gsm 100% cotton singlet.......... All measurements are half chest (Taken 2cm below arm pit)..........Machine Washable